HEY BOB A RE BOP
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE BRICKS IN A PILE
AND I WAS A MASON
I'D LAY EM WITH MY STYLE
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE HOLES IN THE ROAD
AND IF I WAS A DUMP TRUCK
I’D FILL THEM WITH MY LOAD
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE BUNS ON THE SHELF
AND IF I WAS A BAKER
ID CREAM THEM ALL MYSELF
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE WAVES IN THE OCEAN
AND IF I WAS A SURFER
ID RIDE THEM WITH MY MOTION
I WISH ALL THE LADIES
WERE STATUES OF VENUS
AND I WAS A SCULPTOR
I'D CARVE 'EM WITH MY PENIS
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE BRICKS IN THE WALL
AND IF I WAS A BRICKLAYER
I WOULD LAY THEM ALL
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE BOOKS ON A SHELF
AND I WAS A SCHOLAR
I'D FINGER 'EM ALL MYSELF
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE KITTENS IN A TREE
AND I WAS A FIREMAN
I'D SET THAT PUSSY FREE
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WOULD LINE UP IN A MILE
AND I WOULD GET BEHIND ‘EM
AND DO ‘EM SHISH KABOB STYLE
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE MONKEYS IN A TREE
AND IF I WAS A BANANA
THEY'D BE SUCKING ON ME
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE BELLS IN THE TOWER
AND IF I WAS A BELL BOY
I’D DONG THEM EVERY HOUR
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE SHEEP IN THE GRASS
AND IF I WAS AN AUSSIE
I’D FUCK ‘EM UP THE ASS
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE DEER IN THE FOREST
AND IF I WAS SOME LONG GRASS
I’D TICKLE THEIR CLITORIS
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE FISH IN A POOL
AND IF I WAS A FISHERMAN
I’D CATCH ‘EM WITH MY TOOL
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE BROWN PAPER BAGS
AND I WAS A BUTCHER
I’D FILL ‘EM WITH MY SNAGS
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE WIND OUT AT SEA
AND I WAS A SAIL BOAT
THEN THEY’D ALL BLOW ME
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE JOCKEYS IN A RACE
AND I WAS A SADDLE
THEY’D SIT UPON ON MY FACE
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE STATUES OF VENUS
THEY WOULDN'T HAVE ARMS
TO PUSH AWAY MY PENIS
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE WHEELS ON A CAR
AND I WAS THE AXLE
I’D SPIN 'EM ON MY BAR
I WISH ALL THE LADIES,
WERE CABBAGE IN PATCH,
AND I WAS A FARMER,
I'D PICK'EM BY THE SNATCH
I WISH ALL THE LADIES
WERE LITTLE RED FOXES
AND I WAS A HUNTER
I'D SHOOT UP ALL THEIR BOXES
I WISH ALL THE LADIES
WERE PIPES THAT WERE BLOCKED
AND I WAS A PLUMBER
I'D PLUNGE 'EM WITH MY COCK
I WISH ALL THE LADIES
WERE B-59'S
AND I WAS A SPITFIRE
I'D BUZZ UP THEIR BEHINDS
I WISH ALL THE LADIES
WERE WALLS IN A MINE
AND I WAS A MINER
I'D DRILL 'EM FROM BEHIND
I WISH ALL THE LADIES
WERE ICE-CREAM IN A CONE
AND I WAS A FAT BOY
I'D LICK 'EM TIL THEY MOAN
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE GRAIN IN A BIN
AND I WAS AN AUGER
I'D STICK IT IN AND SPIN
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE BIRDS IN THE SKY
AND I WAS A HUNTER
I'D SHOOT 'EM IN THE EYE
I WISH ALL LADIES
WERE LIKE MY COMPUTER
I'D STICK IN MY FLOPPY
AND BOOT THEM FOR HOURS
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE LIKE TABLES IN BED
I'D MAKE 'EM SUCK MY DICK
AND REST MY BEER ON THEIR HEAD
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE SAIL BOATS IN A RACE
AND I WAS THE HEADWIND
I'D BLOW IN THEIR FACE
I WISH ALL THE LADIES
WAXED THEIR HAIRY MINGE
‘COS THEN I'D JUST GO ON
A PUSSY EASTING BINGE
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE SHEEP IN THE GRASS
AND I WAS A KIWI
I'D FUCK 'EM IN THE ASS
I WISH ALL THE LADIES
WERE CABBAGE IN PATCH
AND I WAS A FARMER
I'D PICK'EM BY THE SNATCH
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE BIRDS IN THE SKY
AND I WAS A HUNTER
I'D SHOOT 'EM IN THE EYE
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE SAIL BOATS IN A RACE
AND I WAS THE HEADWIND
I'D BLOW IN THEIR FACE
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE DOORS IN A TOWER
AND I WAS A HUNCHBACK
I'D BANG 'EM EVERY HOUR
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE BUNS IN AN OVEN
AND I WAS A BAKER
I'D GIVE 'EM ALL MY LOVIN'
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE FISH UNDER A PIER
AND I WAS A NATIVE
I'D STAB 'EM WITH ME SPEAR
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE CRIMINALS WITH CLASS
‘COS IF I WAS A COPPER
I’D FUCK EM UP THE ASS
I WISH ALL THE LADIES
WERE TELEPHONE POLES
AND I WAS A SQUIRREL
I'D STUFF NUTS IN THEIR HOLES
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE BATS IN A STEEPLE
AND I WAS THE KING BAT
THERE’D BE MORE BATS THAN PEOPLE
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA
AND I WAS A NINJA
I’D SNEAK IN THERE VAGINA
WERE BRICKS IN A PILE
AND I WAS A MASON
I'D LAY EM WITH MY STYLE
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE HOLES IN THE ROAD
AND IF I WAS A DUMP TRUCK
I’D FILL THEM WITH MY LOAD
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE BUNS ON THE SHELF
AND IF I WAS A BAKER
ID CREAM THEM ALL MYSELF
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE WAVES IN THE OCEAN
AND IF I WAS A SURFER
ID RIDE THEM WITH MY MOTION
I WISH ALL THE LADIES
WERE STATUES OF VENUS
AND I WAS A SCULPTOR
I'D CARVE 'EM WITH MY PENIS
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE BRICKS IN THE WALL
AND IF I WAS A BRICKLAYER
I WOULD LAY THEM ALL
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE BOOKS ON A SHELF
AND I WAS A SCHOLAR
I'D FINGER 'EM ALL MYSELF
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE KITTENS IN A TREE
AND I WAS A FIREMAN
I'D SET THAT PUSSY FREE
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WOULD LINE UP IN A MILE
AND I WOULD GET BEHIND ‘EM
AND DO ‘EM SHISH KABOB STYLE
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE MONKEYS IN A TREE
AND IF I WAS A BANANA
THEY'D BE SUCKING ON ME
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE BELLS IN THE TOWER
AND IF I WAS A BELL BOY
I’D DONG THEM EVERY HOUR
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE SHEEP IN THE GRASS
AND IF I WAS AN AUSSIE
I’D FUCK ‘EM UP THE ASS
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE DEER IN THE FOREST
AND IF I WAS SOME LONG GRASS
I’D TICKLE THEIR CLITORIS
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE FISH IN A POOL
AND IF I WAS A FISHERMAN
I’D CATCH ‘EM WITH MY TOOL
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE BROWN PAPER BAGS
AND I WAS A BUTCHER
I’D FILL ‘EM WITH MY SNAGS
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE WIND OUT AT SEA
AND I WAS A SAIL BOAT
THEN THEY’D ALL BLOW ME
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE JOCKEYS IN A RACE
AND I WAS A SADDLE
THEY’D SIT UPON ON MY FACE
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE STATUES OF VENUS
THEY WOULDN'T HAVE ARMS
TO PUSH AWAY MY PENIS
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE WHEELS ON A CAR
AND I WAS THE AXLE
I’D SPIN 'EM ON MY BAR
I WISH ALL THE LADIES,
WERE CABBAGE IN PATCH,
AND I WAS A FARMER,
I'D PICK'EM BY THE SNATCH
I WISH ALL THE LADIES
WERE LITTLE RED FOXES
AND I WAS A HUNTER
I'D SHOOT UP ALL THEIR BOXES
I WISH ALL THE LADIES
WERE PIPES THAT WERE BLOCKED
AND I WAS A PLUMBER
I'D PLUNGE 'EM WITH MY COCK
I WISH ALL THE LADIES
WERE B-59'S
AND I WAS A SPITFIRE
I'D BUZZ UP THEIR BEHINDS
I WISH ALL THE LADIES
WERE WALLS IN A MINE
AND I WAS A MINER
I'D DRILL 'EM FROM BEHIND
I WISH ALL THE LADIES
WERE ICE-CREAM IN A CONE
AND I WAS A FAT BOY
I'D LICK 'EM TIL THEY MOAN
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE GRAIN IN A BIN
AND I WAS AN AUGER
I'D STICK IT IN AND SPIN
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE BIRDS IN THE SKY
AND I WAS A HUNTER
I'D SHOOT 'EM IN THE EYE
I WISH ALL LADIES
WERE LIKE MY COMPUTER
I'D STICK IN MY FLOPPY
AND BOOT THEM FOR HOURS
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE LIKE TABLES IN BED
I'D MAKE 'EM SUCK MY DICK
AND REST MY BEER ON THEIR HEAD
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE SAIL BOATS IN A RACE
AND I WAS THE HEADWIND
I'D BLOW IN THEIR FACE
I WISH ALL THE LADIES
WAXED THEIR HAIRY MINGE
‘COS THEN I'D JUST GO ON
A PUSSY EASTING BINGE
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE SHEEP IN THE GRASS
AND I WAS A KIWI
I'D FUCK 'EM IN THE ASS
I WISH ALL THE LADIES
WERE CABBAGE IN PATCH
AND I WAS A FARMER
I'D PICK'EM BY THE SNATCH
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE BIRDS IN THE SKY
AND I WAS A HUNTER
I'D SHOOT 'EM IN THE EYE
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE SAIL BOATS IN A RACE
AND I WAS THE HEADWIND
I'D BLOW IN THEIR FACE
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE DOORS IN A TOWER
AND I WAS A HUNCHBACK
I'D BANG 'EM EVERY HOUR
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE BUNS IN AN OVEN
AND I WAS A BAKER
I'D GIVE 'EM ALL MY LOVIN'
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE FISH UNDER A PIER
AND I WAS A NATIVE
I'D STAB 'EM WITH ME SPEAR
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE CRIMINALS WITH CLASS
‘COS IF I WAS A COPPER
I’D FUCK EM UP THE ASS
I WISH ALL THE LADIES
WERE TELEPHONE POLES
AND I WAS A SQUIRREL
I'D STUFF NUTS IN THEIR HOLES
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE BATS IN A STEEPLE
AND I WAS THE KING BAT
THERE’D BE MORE BATS THAN PEOPLE
I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA
AND I WAS A NINJA
I’D SNEAK IN THERE VAGINA
AIR F0RCE RANGER
I wanna be an Airf0rce Ranger
I wanna live a life of danger
I wanna drive an Ocean Liner
Find a hot girl and 69 her
Here's to the woman I love best
Many times I've sucked her breasts
Fucked her standing, fucked her lying
If she had wings I'd fuck her flying
Now shes gone but not forgotten
I'll dig her up and Fuck her rotten
Now she's dead and I really mis her
Fuck that bitch I'll fuck her sister
Tried to stick it in her ass
Dick got chafed and I got a rash
Lucky I had my Vaseline
Rubbed my dick and made it clean
Now I masturbate all day
People say that I am gay
But I don't care what they say,
because I'm in motheruckin AZA
I wanna live a life of danger
I wanna drive an Ocean Liner
Find a hot girl and 69 her
Here's to the woman I love best
Many times I've sucked her breasts
Fucked her standing, fucked her lying
If she had wings I'd fuck her flying
Now shes gone but not forgotten
I'll dig her up and Fuck her rotten
Now she's dead and I really mis her
Fuck that bitch I'll fuck her sister
Tried to stick it in her ass
Dick got chafed and I got a rash
Lucky I had my Vaseline
Rubbed my dick and made it clean
Now I masturbate all day
People say that I am gay
But I don't care what they say,
because I'm in motheruckin AZA